My blogger friend Kim commented on yesterday's post and suggested I needed to write an ode to twist ties. I do not often write a poem on request, but this one, dear Kim, is for you.
Stopping For Bread Ties On A Winter Evening (With apologies to Robert Frost)
Whose bread twist ties these are I think I know -
Oh, who am I kidding?
I stuffed them in there long ago
Clearly anticipating a twist tie shortage.
Oh, who am I kidding?
Our household is two, not 22.
Clearly anticipating a twist tie shortage,
I saved every single one.
Our household is two, not 22.
A loaf of bread lasts for weeks.
I saved every single one –
Well, not the paper-wrapped ones.
A loaf of bread lasts for week.
But still I continued to amass those ties -
Well, not the paper-wrapped ones.
They never last.
But still I continued to amass those ties.
They were becoming unruly.
They never last.
They were not true to me.
They were becoming unruly.
I had to clear them out.
They were not true to me.
I closed my eyes and let them go.
I had to clear them out –
I will be telling this ages and ages hence
I closed my eyes and let them go.
Forty ties stuffed in a drawer.
I will be telling this ages and ages hence -
Whose bread twist ties these are I think I know -
Forty ties stuffed in a drawer.
I stuffed them in there long ago.
2 comments:
I love it! Ode to the hoarder in all of us. This is so great!
Just for you, Kim!
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